You Might Be A Redneck If…
…you live in Western Washington and it’s a nice sunny day and you take a long walk for 90 minutes and you wear a long-sleeved shirt and a cap and jeans which believe me feel pretty heavy by the fourth mile and you’re listening to your iPod and just enjoying the day and having a good time and all.
And you forget to put sunscreen on the back of your neck, of course.
OF NOTE: I’ve just scanned the cable news channels, blogs and headlines and I’ve seen nothing — NOTHING — about the fact that it’s currently 76 78 degrees at my house and it’s only 2:30pm. I guess the typhoon and the earthquake and politics and such are just SO IMPORTANT.